Apparently I’ll post about once a year. I think mainly for my own records at this point. *shrug ( Read more... )

A proposal for a new Whose Line Is It Anyway Game: Things you can say to your computer/webpage that you can't say to a real person.

My response? *scroll scroll scroll* *whiney voice* "I'm not looking for a threesome, c'mon. Just gimme something fun.

Best author note in awhile: "This started as a one-shot on ff.net but I got good reviews and kept going because smut."

That could be half of my reasonings for when I stay up too late on AO3. "I would have gone to bed on time but I had to finish the story I found. Because smut ( Read more... )

THe (para)phrase used: "I don't know why I misremembered."

Translation: I may have been spacing out because you're cute. Or contemplating how much and what sort of trouble I could get in if I got vodka added to my Sprite when we were actually talking about this. Oops?

Sooooo ( Read more... )

Luke just got out of the shower a few minutes ago and was playing with a little lightsaber keychain he has. He is supposed to be getting ready for bed but... Well, he's five, so lightsabers win out. I hear him prancing and rattling in the doorway to the hall, which he is not supposed to be. Our rule is that he can take as long as he wants to get ( Read more... )

When your mind is inexplicably headed down a gutter, there are certain perfectly normal things that suddenly become inappropriate to use as a facebook status.

Such as: "Someone give me a reason to go to bed."

*giggle snort*